I know a blog post isn't a legal will, but as a statement of intention I would like to say that at my funeral (whenever that may be so calm your tits, we haven't set a date or anything) I want the last song to be played to be The Beatles "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Reprise." We hope you have enjoyed the show/sorry but it's time to go and all that. And crank that song up, because I want the attendees to have a toe-tappin' fun time mourning my passing. None of that sad "live like you're dying" bullshit. (No offense intended, sis.) I want a party! With blackjack, and hookers!
...Okay, I'll just settle for the song. Oh, and spread my ashes somewhere fun!
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