SCENE: My earbuds, earlier today, as I'm jamming to "Frampton Comes Alive"
FRAMPTON'S MAGICAL TALKING GUITAR: "Do you feel..."
OVERENTHUSIASTIC FAN IN AUDIENCE, AUDIBLE ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE: "Yeeaa!"
FRAMPTON'S APPARENTLY HARD-OF-HEARING TALKING GUITAR, AGAIN INQUIRING: "Do you feeeeeel..."
SAME FAN, THIS TIME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BURSTING A BLOOD VESSEL OR HAVING SOME SORT OF MUSICALLY-INDUCED SEXUAL CLIMAX: "YeeeeeeeEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!"
I wasn't there, but imagine this fan then fell over from loss of blood flow and writhed around on the ground in ecstasy, apparently indeed feeling like the guitar did.
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